About This Angry TP CAL Amigurumi Pattern
This pattern creates an adorable Angry Toilet Paper ornament using simple half double crochet rows and a small crocheted roll. Its designed to be quick to make and easy to assemble with a little hot glue and felt facial features. The finished ornament is portable, playful, and perfect for gifting or adding a whimsical touch to your tree.
Youll work two flat rectangles (one white, one tan) and sew them into a tube to form the roll. The facial expressions are cut from black felt and glued on for a clean, no-sew look.
Why You'll Love This Angry TP CAL Amigurumi Pattern
I absolutely love this pattern because it turns a silly everyday object into a charming handmade ornament that makes people smile. I enjoy how quick it is to makeβyou can crochet a whole set in an afternoon. The design is simple but full of personality thanks to the felt facial features. I find this project perfect for using small yarn scraps and creating giftable items that feel thoughtful and handmade.
Switch Things Up
I love customizing this little pattern by changing colors to match holidays or themes; try pastel colors for spring or metallic yarn for festive flair.
You can make a whole set of toilet paper faces with different expressions to create a playful garland.
To make a mini keychain version, use thinner yarn and a smaller hook for a tiny portable charm.
If you want a chunkier, cuddlier look, swap to a bulkier yarn and larger hook and youll get a squishier ornament.
Try embroidering tiny freckles, rosy cheeks, or open mouths instead of using felt for a softer, sewn look.
I sometimes add a tiny bit of stuffing in the tan roll tube for more structure before wrapping the paper around it.
Replace hot glue with fabric glue or hand stitch the paper strip for a fully handmade finish if you prefer no hot glue.
Experiment with different facial materials like tiny beads or safety nose shapes, but hide knots so nothing shows when unrolled.
Add a small loop of ribbon instead of ornament string for a different hanging style or to match other decorations.
I also enjoy making matching sets in coordinated colors to gift as silly stocking stuffers or tree trinkets.
Common Mistakes & How to Fix Them
β Not counting chains accurately at the beginning can leave your row too short or too long; recount your initial chain and ensure you have the correct number before working the first HDC row.
β Forgetting to start in the second chain from the hook will change the stitch count and edge look; always begin the first HDC in the second chain as instructed.
β Not leaving a long tail on the tan roll can make sewing the seam difficult later; leave a generous tail for sewing and finishing the tube securely.
β Using too much hot glue when wrapping the toilet paper can create lumps and stiffness; apply hot glue sparingly and press smoothly while wrapping to keep a neat finish.